Two weddings, a funeral and a moonwalk off the planet

This time I really have been absent from my beloved GiddyKipperHome due to attending Rather Glamorous Events.

Two weddings in two days - a weekend that will be hard to top.

I got so into the swing of things that I have taken to wearing sky-high heels, silk dresses and flowers in my hair for the walk to school.
I like to propose a toast about 3pm to anyone nice close-by, whilst swigging from a bottle of bubbly.
The kids are a little tired of my insisting on a "first dance" everytime we put some music on.

My DNA is made up of love-hearts, confetti and poetic license.
I would like to attach ribbons to my car, hug everyone in the room and tell stories about how we first met.

Yes you, dear Internet...
Ahem... your attention please...

Dear InterwebSuperHighway
It's been many years now and we have stuck together on our journey, which could be described as virtual.
You have taught me so much: Like, How to be patient.
You minx you - so often you wouldn't be rushed... you'd download when good and ready baby.
I know now your vast knowledge is worth the wait -
How to remove hair extensions?
(if you ever find yourself unable to go back to Toni and Guy to have your wag hair removed due to catching nits from your kids) You know how to do it. Without judgement.
Unsure as to how to actually spell judgement? You informed me.
When do school children go back after half-term? You tell me.
Is Britney ok? You let me know. Sort of.
Where can I buy an orangutang costume? You find it for me.

Of course, there has been hard lessons that I have not always understood... yes, I admit, I held a grudge over the Stevie Wonder tickets that never arrived - a year on I am beginning to be able to talk about it.
Hmmm....
Actually, think I do still hold grudge...............


Probably a good point to stop writing a marriage speech to the Internet.
Cos that would be a very weird thing to do... only really geeky bloggy type people would do that.

Moving swiftly on...

Mr and Mrs Nomie and Stupot - your wedding was everything I knew it would be. Any bride that dances down the aisle with her funky bridesmaids to Fat Boy Slim's "Praise You" is starting out her married life with the right idea if you ask me.

Claire and Gordon - only you guys could get away with an Alice in Wonderland theme, a bride who can wear a black dress SO wide it's a good job we were in a stately home in which to house it - accessorising with a random white parrot shows style and initiative.

Big love to you who tied the knot and big love to all of us lucky enough to share it
.
You almost managed to distract Reggie from his mourning of the King of Pop. In fact, I definitely saw him smile several times and was pretty concerned that that would never happen again.

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