Tum ti Tum

Ok... so it's been a while.
I've been Very Busy You Know.

Did you not catch my stadium tour?
Or my book-signing at good book stores throughout my house...
I mean, throughout the country?
Did you not attend the event where I read out loud every other page of Pippy Longstocking (ok.. very select audience of Romany and I - and she shared the vocals... )

The horrible truth is...
I am easily distracted.
I am a bit fickle and if Come Dine With Me looks especially interesting, I may well ignore my clear future as blogger/writer/mummy who is able to make everyday problems and child-rearing hilarious/relatable-to/interesting without appearing smug nor boring...
OK, so you never noticed those talents...

So... you can breath easily again.
Cos I am back at the blogger dashboard.
I am going to attempt to refrain from cutting off my nose to spite my typing skills and write my blog again.
I am after all a Very Talented Typist.
(it really is true. I am Freakishly Fast.. thanks to my teacher Mrs Popple - was she really called that or have I made it up? I had an uncanny skill for repeating asdf over and over.)

I have learnt a lot since I last posted.
I have learnt that if I don't update my blog no-one else will.
I have learnt that my ironing pile could really take over the whole of my house.... and I need to address my rebellion towards it.
I have learnt that you can buy a Wii Fit but unless you stand on it, it's bloody useless.
I have learnt that very few people are impressed that I can play all the chords in You've Got a Friend... which narrows down the number of people I intend to play it to.
I have learnt that I may value the fact that Cole can do a faultless Australian accent but when he gets 4 out of ten in his spellings his skills can be overlooked.
I have learnt that primary schools give No Points for spelling forty like this: 4ty.
I thought he was being clever.

Anyway... rest assured... this Giddy Kipper is Back.
Trick or treat?
And remember - I can type that faster than most.