A little PMT

Dear Ro and Cole

Please could you make sure you always come in at 4am to tell me about the dream you had.
And return an hour later to tell me you had a wee.
How did you guess I lay in bed all night wondering about these exact things?

Of course it's better if you eat your dinner on the newly cleaned sofa - I realise now that eating at the table, on the wooden floor, is not as challenging and therefore, exciting and crucial to your development as people.

I think it's really important for you both to argue over every decision of the day. Everybody knows it's shattering for one sibling to give the guinea pigs a carrot before the other. In future we will time it to perfection.

OK, you got me, it's better to keep your shoes out in the garden next to the trampoline - how silly of me to miss the opportunity this holds to loose one of them and then I can join in the Sheer Fun of looking for it.

Getting in the car just wouldn't be the same for me without the interesting debate between you both of: Who Should Sit in the Front.
And please at this point always remind me of who is what age and the bearing this has on where you sit - how perceptive for you to guess I forget when you were born.

I'd also like to apologise for the furniture getting in the way of your break-dancing; you can't work under these conditions. And of course I never liked those glass candle holders silly.

How Many Sleeps Til Back To School?